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My Name is Alan Sapphire. I like to think of my blog as a way to set my imagination free.

You guys think this is a cool edit of me?

You guys think this is a cool edit of me?

Hey guys, I created a youtube channel, I’d love your support
http://youtu.be/_qRt5p3ajwk

I just can’t share my Oreos.

I just can’t share my Oreos.

PLEASE SHARE (SCARY):
So just a few nights ago, my friend was moving homes and he needed help packing. By the end of the night we pretty much finished and his old house was pretty much empty so we thought it’d be cool if we just stayed the night one last time. We all got some pizza and out laptop to watch a movie. We kept hearing really strange noises around the house but my friend just kept saying “naa it’s nothing.” After the night was finished, we left and i accidentally left my phone their. I call him (with my house phone) and told him that I left my cell at his old house. We drove to it and when I got my phone I found this picture in it as my wallpaper. The scary thing is that his house was completely locked and my phone also had a pass code that no one knew.. Does anyone else think this looks like Shrek??.. My friend does remember waking up a little ‘soar’ at night. But this is serious. What do you guys think?

PLEASE SHARE (SCARY):
So just a few nights ago, my friend was moving homes and he needed help packing. By the end of the night we pretty much finished and his old house was pretty much empty so we thought it’d be cool if we just stayed the night one last time. We all got some pizza and out laptop to watch a movie. We kept hearing really strange noises around the house but my friend just kept saying “naa it’s nothing.” After the night was finished, we left and i accidentally left my phone their. I call him (with my house phone) and told him that I left my cell at his old house. We drove to it and when I got my phone I found this picture in it as my wallpaper. The scary thing is that his house was completely locked and my phone also had a pass code that no one knew.. Does anyone else think this looks like Shrek??.. My friend does remember waking up a little ‘soar’ at night. But this is serious. What do you guys think?

Can we just like go buy Chinese food than make out & cuddle naked in your room with all the lights off and just talk about how much we love each other & other silly little things. Than fuck all night and just watch netflix afterwards?

Anonymous said: I love what you post!

Ah, thanks bud!

Anonymous said: i did not think you could have got any cuter but it looks like you did good job

Haha did I? Thanks anon :)

Anonymous said: Only if I lived in Arizona </3 I live in California

Distance kills. :(

Anonymous said: Are you single?

Currently.